In another fit of sloth, I am migrating one of my favorites over from my old blog. If you haven’t read it, it’s new to you! –PalMD
Many of my patients ask me about it; the TV is full of ads for it; you can’t avoid it. “Detoxification” is apparently the pinnacle of modern health care, if you believe folks like Joseph Mercola and Gary Null, and the dozens of adds on late-night TV.
For me to explain to you why even the very idea is laughable, I have to teach you a bit of human biochemistry—just a little, I promise. My scientific readers will find this grossly oversimplified, but hopefully they will forgive me.
Detox sounds so simple, but in fact, human biology is more complex and beautiful than is dreamt of in the quacks’ philosophies.
Your body is a complex biochemical machine, but not all that mysterious. Human biochemistry is a fascinating area of research, and has been for over a century.
In order to produce and use the energy that keeps us alive, the essential substances of life must be taken in or produced, utilized, and the byproducts of their metabolism removed. Among the substances essential to life are water, oxygen, lipids (fats), carbohydrates (starches and sugars), polypeptides (proteins), and nucleic acids (DNA and RNA).
There are other micro-nutrients that are essential to life, which early scientists named “vitamins”. Vitamins aid in the metabolism of the various substances listed above. They are required in very small amounts to be effective.
The intake, utilization, and production of these essential substances is the meat of biochemistry.
One of the most important byproducts of human energy metabolism is carbon dioxide (CO2). People think of the lungs as the “oxygen gatherers” of the body, but at least as important is their role in removing CO2 from the body. The kidneys may remove small amounts, but it really falls to the lungs. Failure to remove CO2 is one of the main reasons that a patient may end up on a ventilator, more so than lack of oxygen.
CO2 functions as an acid in the body, and the lungs and a blood buffering system keep the body’s acidity closely regulated. Even small deviations of pH create a very, very sick person. The kidneys help remove various other acids produced by the body, and one of the effects of kidney failure is to be come “acidotic”. The kidneys also remove excess water from the body, as water is a main by product of metabolism. Water also serves as a solvent, or vehicle, to removing excess electrolytes and other toxic metabolic wastes, such as urea.
The liver is a giant factory of necessary substances, and also serves as an organ of “detoxification”. Once of the ways the liver does this is by taking toxic substances that are not soluble in water, and adding a molecule that allows them to dissolve in water and be excreted by the kidneys. The liver also produces bile, which eventually helps certain substances be excreted in the stool.
The colon is not so much a detoxifying organ as a waste removal and water reclamation unit. When a colon ruptures, it is not the toxins contained in the stool that makes someone sick, but the overwhelming infection due to colonic bacteria. These bacteria normally live peacefully, even benevolently, in the colon, but they are rather nasty if they reach the rest of the body.
People don’t like poo, and the colon is seen as “dirty”, but it is actually an efficient, complex hunk of machinery. Certain diseases can disrupt the machinery—certain infections (some caused by antibiotics), autoimmune diseases, trauma—but there is no inherently “toxic” condition in the colon. It’s just a “poop chute”, and does its job well.
When our own complex detoxification system breaks down, we become noticeably ill—not just “uneasy”, but very, very sick. Failure of the lungs to remove CO2 lands us on a ventilator. Liver failure, which is more complex than just toxin removal, leads to death without transplant. Kidney failure leads to uremia, acidosis, electrolyte imbalances, and water overload. As mentioned above, the colon really only hurts us if other diseases attack it and thereby compromise its integrity.
Acid-base balance is so tightly regulated, that even very small variations create a very ill patient, so claims regarding pH and health are usually a bunch of hooey.
Detoxification refers to a host of interventions that supposedly rid your body of harmful toxins. This type of woo usually falls into a few specific categories, but since it isn’t guided by science, there are wide variations. The only common thread is that none of these ideas are based on any real understanding of biochemistry, and none have been successfully tested and shown to be effective.
- Poo woo: Colon cleansing is a popular pastime. The only reason to completely empty a colon is so that a colonoscopist can see without being blinded by a shit storm, or so a surgeon can safely operate on the gut without worrying about soiling the abdominal cavity with colonic bacteria.
- Chelation: Chelation is a very popular form of quackery. It has been purported to do almost every kind of good, and is especially popular among cranks who believe in the mercury-vaccine-autism hypothesis. It’s killed a few people, but that doesn’t stop the quacks.
- Liver detox: another load of crap. See article.
The final myth, about which Orac knows more, is this “oxidation” business. Free radicals are oxidative compounds formed in our bodies. Some are waste products, some are used by the immune system to kill invaders—it’s rather complex. This complexity can be seen in the offers of woo-peddlers. Some try to sell you “anti-oxidants”, while others try to sell you oxygenated drinks or “hyperbaric oxygen”—they can’t seem to decide which is better— more oxygen or less oxygen. The truth is the human body pretty much takes care of this stuff, and more research is being done on the whole “free radical” issue. It’s not as simple as the quacks make it sound.
Except in the context of substance abuse treatment, the term “detoxification” is wholly unmedical, unscientific, and quasi-religious. Nearly everyone who offers it tacks on a Quack Miranda Warning. If you aren’t feeling well, medical science has much to offer—sometimes there are no easy answers, but they certainly won’t be found on late-night TV.